Things I Worry About Vol. 1

I spend an inordinate amount of time worrying about what I’m going to do with my parents when they get old.

I’m an only child.

I don’t even know where I want to “settle down”.  What if it’s Paris?  They don’t speak French.  It’s a long way away.  Will they still be able to travel?  What if they have dietary restrictions that mean they can’t eat cheese?  That would be a horrible travesty.

Sent directly from my brain via nanotechnology.