Cuddler of puppies, purveyor of sarcasm, connoisseuse of cheap wine, frightener of small children, mother of guinea pig, hammerer of grammar, police of fashion, wise-ass-know-it-all.
This is basically an outlet for me to put the ridiculous things in my brain out in the world so I can look at them later and see what a moron I am gain some objectivity.
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