- I see people who are the same age as me and think, man, they look old.
- I’m not sure what I want to be when I grow up.
- I still have a favourite dinosaur. It’s the ankylosaurus. But you wouldn’t know because you’ve never asked.
- See, Mom? It wasn’t a phase.
- I see songs I actively still listen to on throwback playlists on Spotify all the time.
- Is everyone else just faking it and hoping for the best too?
- How did I used to have the energy to stay up past 10pm on a weeknight?
- No, I’m not going to change my mind about not having kids.
- Approximately 5.86 weeks of my life have been my birthday so far.
- I wonder who will be Queen when I get my royal 100th birthday card…
- Quicksand has really not been as big a problem in my adult life as I had anticipated when I was a child.
- My birthday won’t be on a Friday again until 2029. That’s kind of sad.

